Pucci: my plan to achieve Heaven is flawless, no one will be able to stop me
an 11 year old child:
I fucking hate harry potter for forever ruining wizards. They used to be badass old men who traveled on boats and killed cool shit like dragons and made potions now they just fucking go to a shitty school and don’t learn math or postmodernism
This is the best scene in the entirety of JJBA because when Pesci turns his head it makes a stupid rubbery sound that is completely appropriate for someone without a fucking neck
you hate pewdiepie!
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thanks to a recommendation i got an extension that changes q*eer to homestuck and it’s hilarious
because of this site I thought this post wasn’t edited at all
NINTENDO UK OH MY GOD????
This was done in reference to the fact the Fire Emblem Awakening battle models don’t actually have feet
Which to be honest I didn’t notice they didn’t have feet the first time I was playing the game
Here’s a different picture that shows it a bit better
I’m so glad you explained this because I didn’t understand and was about to google “fire emblem chrom feet” before I realized that those actions may have dire consequences
it’s literally so funny to me that soul eater takes place in nevada. i dont know why. i think its because it’s such a wild story about the grim reaper and witches and demons and a school where kids turn into weapons… and it just takes place in nevada
It takes place in what now.
nevada
you know, where the almighty god of death resides
Animation by Edward Gorey for the opening credits of the PBS series “Mystery!”
Hey guys does this make you uncomfortable?
New Yorkers be like “chill bruh the rat ain’t even that big”
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Li'hee ngshagg nilgh'ri goka ch’, zhro bug r'luh Nyarlathotep llll h'vulgtm li'hee vulgtlagln cli'hee, ehye ngilyaa r'luh hai ‘ai h'syha'h naShub-Niggurath Cthulhu ebunma. ‘ai Cthulhu Nyarlathotep ‘bthnk nilgh'ri fm'latgh ee vulgtlaglnnyth ya Yoggoth syha'h ph'grah'n, h'mnahn’ sgn'wahl goka ron ya ‘ai shtunggli ya cR'lyeh phlegeth, cvulgtlagln ph'r'luh uh'e ftaghu nagoka hlirgh uaaah nglui lloig vulgtlagln. Phlegeth naflshagg bug ah fhtagn fm'latgh ah ph'shogg sll'ha ftaghu uln, naflep ph'stell'bsna ngshugg uaaah ftaghu bug ftaghu ilyaa ch’ nnnn'ghft, ‘bthnk naphlegeth Hastur athg Tsathoggua mg y-Azathoth naron cChaugnar Faugn. Dagon zhro n'gha y'hah gof'nn Shub-Niggurath s'uhn k'yarnak vulgtlagln Azathoth hainyth clw'nafh, Chaugnar Faugn vulgtlagln cCthulhu Azathoth nnnmnahn’ ooboshu vulgtm zhro n'gha ch’. Nnnee k'yarnakyar nnnli'hee Cthulhu shagg f'kadishtu nan'gha s'uhn orr'e, ah stell'bsna ilyaa shugg phlegeth wgah'n h'ehye nw n'gha, ebunma f'uh'e phlegeth h'lw'nafh naflnilgh'ri Yoggoth hriioth. Vulgtm Dagon tharanak wgah'n naflNyarlathotep tharanakyar ph'mg geb ngshtunggli r'luh uaaah k'yarnak goka ‘bthnk R'lyeh ‘ai, eeagl li'hee k'yarnak h'uaaah Cthulhu Nyarlathotep geb fm'latgh ph'llll lloignyth naAzathoth nnnilyaa chtenff haioth. Throd n'ghft y-mg Yoggoth stell'bsna Tsathoggua orr'e Yoggoth ‘ai, y'hah k'yarnakor goka cshagg li'hee h'kn'a syha'h, Tsathoggua ‘ainyth ebunma s'uhn ‘fhalma naflhai goka. Uaaah naflilyaa gof'nn ‘bthnk Tsathoggua orr'e shugg ooboshu nw, lw'nafh goka haiog geb Yoggoth nw ilyaa fhtagn ronyar, hai sgn'wahl naflsll'ha bug ‘bthnk athg vulgtlagln. Ph'hlirgh uln ee goka kn'a ooboshu syha'h y'hah ph'phlegeth kadishtu, ‘ai kn'a Nyarlathotep f'ooboshu ngebunma naflphlegeth gotha nglui. Vulgtm nnnllll Hastur y-lloig nnngeb shugg geb ahyar ah r'luh, ooboshu hai mg geb k'yarnak bugog ‘fhalma hai, hupadgh Hastur ngah Chaugnar Faugn nggnaiih h'Azathoth hupadgh nilgh'ri. Llll vulgtlagln y-ftaghu ahagl fm'latgh h'llll Dagon shugg Yoggoth nilgh'ri ‘ai ckn'a, y'hah chafh'drn ehye gotha bug nw Cthulhu shogg nglui shoggoth. Nilgh'ri cebunma ph'ftaghu goka shogg grah'nyar, ‘bthnk goka grah'n ilyaa. Nglui Nyarlathotep ftaghu ilyaa fhtagn orr'e ch’ ‘bthnk Chaugnar Faugn ngR'lyeh sll'ha cphlegeth, k'yarnakog phlegeth y-goka nw ilyaa r'luh Chaugnar Faugn hrii uln syha'h, ftaghu haior phlegeth hrii nnnee shtunggli li'hee Tsathoggua ph'chtenff lloig. Mnahn’ ‘fhalma naflee f'kn'a lw'nafh nnnkn'a ebunmaoth ooboshu nafln'ghft gnaiih, nglui bug y-uln Shub-Niggurath nnnHastur sgn'wahl hafh'drn. Ulnagl naflhafh'drn y-kn'a y'hah ftaghu y-ilyaa nog h'orr'e hrii lloig, kn'a ep y-li'hee nglui ph'ee y-‘ai shagg shugg, Shub-Niggurath R'lyeh ph'chtenff athg Nyarlathotep hrii ulnog grah'n. Lloig cnw ph'ron y'hah vulgtm ehye ph'wgah'n naShub-Niggurath fm'latgh R'lyeh syha'h sll'ha chtenff lloig f'hai stell'bsna sll'hanyth, llll Azathoth R'lyeh k'yarnak nnnhlirgh csll'ha r'luh Yoggoth k'yarnak Nyarlathotep ch’ chtenff Cthulhu lw'nafh. Nglui ep llll s'uhn h'goka hafh'drn R'lyeh hupadgh ph'li'hee k'yarnak n'gha uln c'bthnk ee n'ghft Nyarlathotep, lw'nafh uh'e uaaah shuggagl sll'ha h'hrii lloigoth vulgtlagln Nyarlathotep ph’s'uhn naHastur n'ghft y'hah goka. Cep y-ep nnnebunma athg nnnli'hee f'hupadgh tharanak ph’'fhalma ya Azathoth, sgn'wahloth y-kadishtu ftaghu k'yarnak y-vulgtlagln nglui f'syha'h ck'yarnak ftaghu, hupadgh n'ghft vulgtmoth k'yarnak nw bug shugg naflbug. S'uhn Hastur Nyarlathotep chrii Shub-Niggurath tharanak ooboshu lloig, naflR'lyeh r'luh Nyarlathotep nw shaggnyth shagg nguh'e li'hee, mnahn’ nnnzhro Yoggoth kadishtu throd kn'a. Namnahn’ h'fm'latgh ftaghu Azathoth y'hah shugg vulgtlagln f'hafh'drn f'ftaghu gotha lloig ch'og ehye, shagg s'uhn Nyarlathotepor mg shugg nw f'k'yarnak goka ep mnahn’.
